Each beer league has at the least one Likes-To-Go Man. Ideally two, to allow them to discover one another and attempt to cave one another’s grills in at each alternative.

Likes-To-Go Man begins each beer league sport by hoovering down some smelling salts and calling his teammates pussies for not becoming a member of him. LTGG by no means wears shoulder pads or a cage or protect on his helmet and chirps everybody else who does.

Anger is normally the driving issue that fuels Likes-To-Go Man. Anger at his dead-end job, his boss, lack of cash, his spouse, and hell – perhaps even his children. Issues in his life haven’t precisely gone as deliberate and he seeks to proper the world by way of infinite chirping, intimidation, and fisticuffs.

Likes-To-Go Man inevitably will get tossed out of the league or shitcanned by his personal group solely to lose the one true launch, in addition to booze, that he has left in his depressing life.